Only in art school can your homework be about monkeys and beer.

I am so so happy with this, it's my favorite piece of the whole semester thusfar. After revising the first version, I thought "Damn it! Why didn't I pick beer bottles for my thesis?!" (Though I'm sure I'll have just as much fun with what I did pick... SECRETS TO BE REVEALED SPRING 2010)

Third time's the charm.

Well, that cliche isn't necessarily true. This is the third time I've redone this project. I'm still not entirely satisfied with it, but the progress I've made gives me some hope. I like the urine a lot more than the venue name/date/time.

Ooooh! Whoooo sent me mail?

I designed a Halloween greeting card, complete with stickers that I cut out with an xacto knife at 1 in the morning while people outside celebrated the Phillies making it to the World Series.

Hey look, I'm on the internet for something actually worthwhile!

So I won this contest and now I'm on Art in the Age's blog! My grilled cheeses are going to be worn by the official volunteers of FeelGood. Woo! Hooray for me and my resume!

And that's JonWeed. He used to sit next to me at my internship. His name is one word.

Zombies and shit.

I was the face model for all of them.
Oh I'm too sexy for my grave, too sexy for my grunts
...but not too sexy for your brains! Gruahnawuhh!

Cougar of the Month Calendar

Presenting Miss August, Ginger Pear.
This 38 year old blonde bombshell enjoys sushi bars, cocktails, tanning, day spas, and the company of her strapping young Asian American love boy Timmy.

My mom hates this.

Lady Gaga, Pop Star from Another Planet. (Preview!)

eventually.

You fail at type, you fail at Life.

And boy did I fail on this one.
No joke, the first tears of the semester came about after this class. I finished the first copy the day before it was due, and hated it. I spent the next twenty four hours making another piece. Ironically enough, when all was said and done, the second version was also a failure.
I have to redo this.

They said "Do whatever you want"...

So I just drew how I want life to be. That's me as Han Solo and Danny DeVito as Chewbacca. I said it was pinup art for my new tv series in which Danny DeVito and I are roommates and go on all kinds of craaaaazy adventures.

The day my caffeine addiction got the best of me.

This is a throw back. I have since learned to live with only two cups of coffee a day, and the occasional soda here and there.