Fiiiiinally, I got this scanned and edited.

And the moral of the story is... quit lookin at the damned starfish and pay attention to all the giant pointy teeth fish around you.
Colored pencil, my old friend... enhanced by Photoshop CS5, my new friend.

Consideration is being given to potential three dimensional applications of this image... mmmm product design, my long lost love! I'm also thinking of titling the image "The Olympic Swimmer's New Robes."